My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
