when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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