It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My Sexting was not on an AP level
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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