I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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