Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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