The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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