one might say we're banned from that church
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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