Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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