i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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