when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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