I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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