can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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