Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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