that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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