Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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