So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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