i barfeds in our rink
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Help. Why am I so naked?
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