College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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