hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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