i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I don't think brook has ever known best
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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