i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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