I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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