So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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