Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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