dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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