I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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