so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Randomize
