Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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