There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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