i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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