She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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