party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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