we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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