Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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