Fuck appropriateness.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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