i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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