I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
tell me about the fingering
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