I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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