Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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