She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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