I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you made out with another girl for some wings
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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