is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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