My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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