You just made me feel so damn special
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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