do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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