I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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