Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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