My nipple is on Facebook.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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