how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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