worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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