I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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