that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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