I love black thongs
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
